Mommy. Is our town...
really turning into a lake?
Yes. They say it's unavoidable because of the new dam.
Once the dam is built, the entire town...
will be under water all the way to that mountain.
Does that mean our house will be gone too?
It won't be gone.
It'll remain in the lake,
although we won't be able to go in.
I see.
Then we can go if we dive into the water.
You're so right.
When I move to Seoul, I'm going to learn how to swim.
- Really? - Yes.
I want to learn with you.
That sounds good.
- Shall we take a picture and go? - Okay.
Let's go.
It's the last time before we move, so let's take it quickly and go.
The movers will be waiting.
One, two, three.
- Cheese. - Cheese.
Hey, are you all right?
Hey, wake up!
You... You...
You...
Did you follow me here to get revenge?
What revenge? I didn't know. I really didn't know.
You raised your hand earlier. I thought you volunteered.
How did you know I can't swim?
Did you do a background search on me?
What are you talking about? Why would I do that?
How could you try to kill me for snatching away a contract?
Murderer.
It was a misunderstanding.
Wait, hold on!
Excuse me!
Hey, look. Just now...
this woman pushed me into the river...
- Are you all right? - Yes, he's all right!
Hold on. Let's go.
- We're fine. Don't come! - Wait. Hey.
- Hold on a second! - Don't come. We're okay.
- Excuse me. Hey, look! - We're fine. I said, we're fine!
Come on, stop right there.
- That was tiring. - What is it?
You're coming to the station with us.
To the station?
We just need to check a few things.
Hey! Miss!
Hey!
Hey, you. You need to come with us too.
You can write on this piece of paper.
That jerk...
went to a motel...
with another woman.
He's okay, right?
This is better. Just keep sleeping.
Oh, no.
Where am I?
Police station.
You made the right decision. You must turn yourself in.
Turn myself in?
That wasn't intentional. I'm serious.
You're done.
Do you know how serious the attempted murder charge is?
Why... Why... Why are you crying?
You brought it upon yourself.
I'm not saying that it wasn't my fault.
I was really worried that you might die.
To tell you the truth, the woman over there...
was betrayed by a dirt bag.
She jumped off the bridge over Han River to kill herself.
He only went to hotels with her,
but he was fine going to motels with other women.
I see. Is that what happened?
It's not fair. He was involved with her as much as she was with him.
You're right. Men are the problem.
Mister, are you awake now?
Do you need to go to a hospital?
No, I think I'm fine.
Then please come. I must ask both of you few questions.
Okay.
Your job is...
a diving coach?
How can a diving coach jump off the bridge to commit suicide?
- Are you kidding me? - I'm sorry.
And you. You almost killed this man. You know that, right?
I was desperate.
If you were, you should've gone into the water yourself.
You used to be a competitive diver.
I'm sorry.
She did nothing wrong. If you're going to charge someone, charge me.
Ma'am, stay out of this.
I'm not that old.
What do you want to do?
Do you want to press charges against her?
Or you can settle.
I'll think about it if you promise to never show up in front of me.
Yes, I'll do that. I'll never show my face around him.
To be honest, there's nothing that ties us. We won't meet again.
Right. That's fine then.
Then I'll take it that you two have settled.
I'll release you today.
Excuse... Excuse me.
The woman who jumped off the bridge to commit suicide...
Is she all right?
It turns out that she was a diving coach.
My goodness.
By the way, are you a witness?
No... No, I'm not. I'm...
Where was I headed to?
However, you must pay the fine.
You disposed garbage in Han River illegally.
Thank you.
- Give it to me. I'll pay this. - Why would you?
This is all my fault.
I forced you to sign up.
I was crazy enough to sleep with that jerk.
- Give it to me. - Stop it. I said I'll pay it.
You didn't jump off the bridge. Why?
- Breaking News. A tabloid... - Why are you being so stubborn?
released exclusive photos of Assemblyman Kang Jung Do...
from New Korea Party and a female singer, Ms. R.
The assemblyman is facing suspicions of raising millions of dollars...
by purchasing pieces from his son's gallery under Ms. R's name...
- and reselling those pieces. - Dad messed up again.
A scandal is expected to rise.
This is going to be a hassle.
Give it to me. I'll cover this. It's only right that I pay this.
Fine. I'll buy you a meal then.
Let's go eat. I'm hungry.
He left.
I didn't get to thank him properly.
Can we...
- go now? - You're still here?
- We're just leaving. Bye. - Get up.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Goodbye. - The scandal between...
the candidate for the upcoming presidential election...
and a female singer has brought shock to the political circle.
Assembly Kang's past misbehaviors...
- are greatly rebuked by the public. - That jerk.
He ought to catch a cold in the middle of the heat wave and die.
Old habits die hard. He still hasn't come to his senses.
You dirt bag. My goodness.
- Do you know him? - No, I don't.
How could he know such a famous assemblyman?
What a shame.
An assemblyman of our country got caught while having an affair.
By the way, he looks very handsome.
It looks like a lot of ladies will chase after him.
Right?
My gosh. Unbelievable.
Ma'am, give us another serving of meat.
Please give us soybean paste stew and another bowl of rice.
Okay.
He completely played with me.
I had no idea, so I gave him my heart and let him touch me.
What did I see in him?
I'm the idiot. I am.
I'm too old to fall in love. Stupid love.
My gosh, it's all because of that piece of trash.
Coach, don't worry.
I'll catch him and teach him a lesson.
Just say the word. I'll give him a strong slap...
Don't do that.
Then what should I do to him?
Or should I write an online post about him,
and expose his identity to ruin his life?
I told you not to do that.
I still...
like that jerk.
(Ms. Bong)
- Yes, Ms. Bong? - Where are you right now?
- Please calm down. - Tell her to come right now.
- Tell her to come now. - Bring her here now.
- Is something wrong? - You'd better come here now.
- Where is she? - Bring her.
- How will you fix this? - Tell her to come right now.
- You should've done your job right. - What is this?
- How much longer must we wait? - When is she coming?
- Jeong Eum, this is bad. - Hey, what's going on?
- When is she coming? - Call her now. Right now.
- Ms. Bong. - Jeong Eum.
Yoo Jeong Eum?
- She's here. - She's here.
- Apologize right now. - You, come here.
- What's wrong with you? - How could you?
What's going on?
- "What's going on?" - "What's going on?"
Look.
You'd better say something.
Please, please!
- Jeong Eum! - Hold on.
(Add Beauty to Flowers, Matchmakers Prettier Than Flowers)
(Scary Granny Ghost, Bong Sun Hwa)
I've never experienced...
such mayhem before in my life.
Let us both die today.
No. No.
You die by yourself.
I'll kill you.
- I'm going to kill you, Jeong Eum! - Ms. Bong.
The CEO wants to see you.
Get lost.
Did you know about Assemblyman Kang's affair?
Did you really not know?
When did your father first create his slush fund?
- Please tell us what you knew. - Did you know about it?
"I'll draw it to look nothing like you,"
"so that it will look the most like you."
Elvis.
"Strange Bond"?
That's amusing.
Do you know what's truly amusing?
Although the face was exaggerated,
people can recognize the person immediately.
Some even say they look the same.
Just like it's an affair...
in people's eyes, even if you magnify it and claim it's love.
You must be his second son. The one who resembles you.
But we're not having an affair...
as you assume.
I sincerely respect Assemblyman Kang.
But sorry,
that love will have to be placed on the exam table.
Just a minute.
Hey. Son.
Hey.
This is the only way you can exit without being seen by the reporters.
However, you should overcome it with the power of love, right?
Assemblyman.
I'll call you.
Sweetie!
- Do you have ramen? - No.
I have rice though.
Do you have kimchi?
Have some shame.
How do you think Eun Nim is doing?
Are you afraid or worried?
Both, of course.
So please stop now.
It's time to stop.
Love isn't something you do.
It's something you fall into.
That's because you fall in love at the drop of a hat.
But do you know something?
When you fall in love, you lose judgment and lose your fear.
But seeing how you fear Mother,
you must not be completely in love.
I guess that means...
you don't love someone because you're a coward.
If that's not it, stop acting like a coward,
and date someone.
Stop obsessing over toys like a child.
Ta- da.
This is a gift from Daddy.
Son. Were you waiting here for Daddy?
No. I was waiting for the toy, not you.
Didn't you read the article that more people invest in toys...
than in stock?
There are more adults who miss their youth.
Memories keep getting lost.
The price has to keep going up.
It's a world in which memories become money.
I'm Kang Jung Do's master.
Do you think I didn't know about this?
The adultery law was abolished.
All I have to do is refuse to divorce him.
Don't waste your time on this stupidity.
Use the time to reflect on your campaign promises.
Although my husband will be the one who wins the election.
Eun Nim.
I'll withdraw from the election.
- Shut it! - Careful.
That's hot, Eun Nim.
You are not withdrawing!
You betrayed your wife and had affairs,
and now you're trying to be honest and ethical?
Can't you apply those ethics on me?
Jung Do. Listen carefully.
I didn't push you to become an Assemblyman...
because you were a good husband,
but because you have what it takes to be a politician with conviction.
I don't expect much from you.
I'm the head of this family anyway.
I will protect my family, so you...
do what you're good at!
Prove your worth to your children, daughter-in-law,
and your grandchildren!
Chin Nam.
You're fine.
Hoon Nam.
You'd better watch it.
If you get disgraced for being a player,
I'll take you and your father, shave your heads,
and lock you up in a temple in the mountains.
The same goes for Yook Ryong.
Keep an eye on that punk too.
Okay, ma'am.
Luckily, we didn't have to compensate them.
We settled on refunding them their membership fees...
and canceling their memberships.
What about that jerk named Yook Ryong?
He already canceled his membership, so there's nothing we can do.
He met them through us and canceled his membership?
What a scumbag.
Then shouldn't we press charges or something?
The victims don't want that.
Why not?
They say they loved him. So, they want to get their refund...
and not tell anyone about this.
Are they insane?
- Jeong Eum. - Yes?
You and I need to negotiate among ourselves.
These are the Zero Members. The undateables.
Zero Members?
Do you mean the legendary relationship eunuchs...
who never had anyone agree to meet them? Those undateables?
I'll give you three months. Find their partners in three months.
Three months? Are you kidding me?
Do you think I'm kidding?
They want me to fire you.
They said to hold you accountable,
but I begged and barely got them to agree to this.
But still!
You're leaving that jerk Yook Ryong alone.
Why are you taking it out on me?
Yes, I'm responsible for not being on top of things. I am.
But if we leave him alone, there will be more victims.
Shouldn't we report him?
Making us lose eight members wasn't enough?
You want to shut us down completely?
What if word of this gets out? What will the other members do?
You can hunt him down and kill him on your own time!
Let the company and me live!
Ms. Bong!
Either resign or find matches for the undateables.
Choose one!
- I can't do it. - What?
Love isn't a cure-all.
Can you forgive...
messed up behavior if they say they love you?
If something that despicable is love, I can't forgive him.
I cannot condone it!
How dare she complain about love in front of an old maid?
You're here.
Why didn't you go in?
How could I, with all the reporters?
Hoon Nam. Do you think...
someone can really die because of love?
- They can. - They can?
Bees have reproductive organs inside their bodies.
When they make love to queen bees, they die of a ruptured stomach.
- No way. - But we are humans, not bees.
Usually, what happens in our world is that...
when they put their nose in every flower they see,
the chance of getting stung by the queen bee and dying is higher.
Don't go overboard on those flowers.
Our queen bee has already got her sting ready.
I don't think the reporters left yet.
What was that?
(Credit Card Bills)
How can love be a con?
I'll rather resign.
(Job Recruiting Websites)
(Cleaning Subway Stations, Possible for Permanent Positions)
(Office job, special governmental position, admin work)
English?
That's fine. I can sign up for an English academy.
I should write my cover letter first.
(Cover Letter)
Hello.
My name is Yoo Jeong Eum.
I used to be a competitive diver...
(Hello. My name is Yoo Jeong Eum. I used to be a competitive diver.)
I used to be a gym instructor at the town center.
Due to lack of students, my classes were canceled.
I had various part-time jobs.
No, no.
You'd better pay your rent...
before I put up a new wallpaper and put your room on the market.
Quit, just quit!
What an abusive boss!
Capitalism. I'm going to kill all of you!
Smash it. Smash it.
You're all dead.
Look at you. Is that how it is? Fine, I got it.
You're dead!
Come at me. Attack it. That's great. Here I go.
You're done. Here's my roundhouse kick!
(Pay your rent!)
What is it?
- I'll take the Zero Members. - Do a good job.
What was that? She hung up?
You little...
That's right. I'll meet them and tell them the truth.
I'll tell them about their reality and where they stand.
And why they are called Zero Members.
(Global Trading)
Hello. Is there Mr. Na Ga Yong?
Yes, here he comes.
I'm Na Ga Yong.
(1st Undateable, Na Ga Yong, works at a trading company)
Hello. We spoke on the phone earlier.
I'm from Add Beauty to Flowers Agency.
Hello. Should we talk while we walk out?
I have a last-minute business trip.
I don't have much time if I want to get to the airport in time.
You're busy.
Then let me get to the point too.
The reason I scheduled this meeting was...
Please hold on.
Sorry. It's my customer in China. He asked when I was coming.
That's all right.
I came to visit you today because...
Hold on.
I'm sorry. That was my retailer in Thailand. The order got mixed up.
I have no choice but to go on trips myself.
My subordinates can't do their jobs right.
My gosh, I didn't know.
Let me help you.
Taxi!
I'm sorry. I can't have this meeting today. I'm in a hurry.
Then when are you coming back from your business trip?
When can I schedule another meeting?
I come back in two days,
but I'm leaving again the next morning.
If it's urgent, meet me at the airport.
Wait. Hold on.
Can you give me a call then?
Yes, sir. I'm leaving now.
Sorry for the wait.
I made this for you. Try it.
Thank you.
(2nd Undateable, Ahn In Jung, chocolatier)
This is so good.
But Ms. Ahn,
you're beautiful and have a great profile.
I think you might be quite popular among men.
Please excuse me. I have a customer.
Go ahead. Help your customer first.
Is there anything you need?
She's nice.
What is it?
I'm sorry. Actually,
I am face blind.
Can I fall in love too?
Of course...
You can.
- Really? - You know that...
When you watch the film, "50 First Dates",
the woman can't remember the guy.
But they fall in love and get married.
They're happy.
Cut.
- Good work. - Let's prep the next scene.
Goodbye.
I'm Kang Dol Jin.
(3rd Undateable, Kang Dol Jin, stuntman)
Hello. I'm Yoo Jeong Eum from Add Beauty to Flowers agency.
By the way, the blood looks real.
It's real blood.
- Are you all right? - Of course, I am.
This is my job and my dream.
Women...
don't like this, right?
I'm sure somewhere in the world, there's a woman...
who can understand your dream.
I bet there is. Someone will understand. I'm sure of it.
(Episode 4)
No wonder why they were called the Undateables.
They're legendary!
Sixth generation only son and eldest.
He writes poetry as a farmer.
He is a street performer at night in Uijeongbu.
(Kang Dol Jin)
(Ahn In Jung)
(Oh Doo Ri)
Wait until I get my hands on that jerk Yook Ryong.
Even if I cheat on you, don't you cheat on me
- Hello? - Is this...
Yook Ryong's phone?
Yes, I think it is.
And who may you be?
You gave me your card outside Gangnam Station,
saying you want to meet up for dinner sometime.
Don't you remember?
- I have short hair. - Short hair.
I do remember. You looked like Meg Ryan.
Oh, my. Meg Ryan?
Do I look like her?
Do you have time for coffee?
I can't today. I'm a little busy, so...
I see.
I really wanted to see you again.
In that case... No matter how busy I am,
I still need my coffee.
Where should we meet?
Of course, I know the place.
I'll see you later.
Oh, my gosh.
Are you going out?
I wanted to go grab some coffee.
That's a cafe over there.
Employees get half off, too.
Why would you go out for coffee?
Well...
My high school buddy wants to meet out of the blue.
Bring him here. I'll make you coffee myself.
There's no need to do that. It's okay. Really.
It's fine. Bring him.
We roasted the beans today.
- Are you monitoring me? - Yes, I am.
You're so mean!
In this current state, if you cause trouble one more time,
you'll be leaving this job early. You know that, right?
I know that. I do, but...
his wife went to her mother's,
so he has to watch his kids. Two of them.
- So, I can't make him come here... - Just go.
Okay, sir.
Are you...
It's me. Add Beauty to Flowers.
Hey.
Let go.
Give me a minute.
Get over here.
- Get over here. - We can talk through.
Hey. I won't care if it was one person.
But eight at once? Are you kidding me?
I... I wasn't planning to, but...
I was told I could meet them all at once.
You could meet them all at once?
Who said that? What psychotic matchmaker agency would say that?
It's not a company. A relationship guru.
My cousin is a relationship guru...
- Don't give me that. - Hunnamjeongeum.
It's a relationship column...
written by a real relationship guru.
- Do you want to die? - Wait! No! No!
- Do you want to die? - I'm afraid of heights.
But it's true.
Look at my face.
How could I have seduced eight women at once with this face?
I really learned it all from that relationship guru.
And I used to be an undateable.
- Stop giving me excuses! - Sorry! Sorry.
But there were bad girls too.
They always used me.
Why must I always be the victim?
I wanted to get revenge too!
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth!
Just repent, you punk.
How dare you?
Hey. Hey! Get over here.
Hey.
I'll give you one last chance.
Go to each victim and apologize sincerely. Got it?
Got it?
It's a consent that I may press charges against you for fraud.
I went to each and every one of them...
and worked hard to convince them to sign it.
Seven out of eight signed it.
Only seven?
Who do you think the last one is?
Yoo Ri?
Coach Yang, you scumbag.
Anyway, you'd better be on standby and remain within...
a five-minute radius until this is resolved.
If I call, respond in five seconds.
If you try to go into hiding,
we will cross the river of no return,
and meet in court. Understand?
(Single Life is Torture, A Couple's Life is Paradise)
Fine. Three months.
I'll get it done in three months, no matter what. Yes!
Let's see.
What do you want from me?
What do you want? What?
I mean, how can I find matches for them...
in just three months?
It's Mission Impossible.
It would be easier to rob a Swiss bank.
They say it takes three seconds to fall in love.
Three months is 7,776,000 seconds.
So you can fall in love 2,592,000 times. Right?
You sounded like a science major just now.
So, eat first. Eat.
One, two, three.
This...
- really works. - What was that?
The magazine said this would work.
To give a kiss on the forehead.
Seriously.
A doctor must have a lot of time, reading magazines like that.
This is better than I expected.
Take a look.
This is Le Chic, a magazine that's popular with guys.
I hate magazines. I never read them.
There's a relationship column here.
It has some useful tips.
I get why it's famous.
Forget it. Those are all theoretical.
They aren't. Take a look. This column Hunnamjeongeum...
is super famous among people who were never in relationships.
Hunnamjeongeum?
My cousin is a relationship guru...
- Don't give me that! - Hunnamjeongeum.
It's a relationship column...
written by a real relationship guru.
I heard other matchmakers...
team up with these relationship experts and work together.
They give special lectures and coach the members.
It may be effective.
How could I have seduced eight women at once with this face?
I really learned it all from that relationship guru.
And I used to be an undateable.
Give me that.
(Don't obsess about order, and go for the moment!)
(Feed her ice cream, while she's reading a book.)
(Hunnamjeongeum by the editor, Charlie)
Yes, this is Le Chic.
Yes. The editor, Charlie?
Le Chic. Charlie speaking.
Hello. I'm Yoo Jeong Eum, a matchmaker at the agency...
Add Beauty to Flowers.
I called about Hunnamjeongeum, the column you wrote...
I'm not interested in buying.
Hello. I'm here to see the editor, Charlie.
Charlie? Just a minute.
Okay.
Are you a manager of the investigation team?
Pardon?
Well...
The editor is coming down now.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm here to meet the editor, Charlie.
- Did you make an appointment? - No.
He's doing a photoshoot right now.
How can I help you?
I'm a bit busy, but should I go upstairs and wait there?
That sounds great. Enjoy your visit.
Sure.
- Okay. - That's great.
Pretend you're sad. My gosh, you're feeling so sad.
2, 3. Look here.
This is it!
- This is what I'm talking about. - Okay!
- My gosh, I love it! - That was great.
Let me change the roll.
Seriously. You're a man everyone wants to have, indeed.
Whom else do you want to have other than me?
Well, you're the only celebrity I want.
The other one is a soccer player.
The rest three are not in this industry.
You know those handsome professional types?
But I don't like this doctor I have.
He's tall just like you, but he's not handsome.
Are you looking for a doctor? I know a really handsome doctor.
Who is it?
He's my friend. His face is really small.
By the way, I've been wanting to ask you this.
- Who are you? - Sorry?
I...
I'm the one who called you from a matchmaking agency.
- Hey! - You startled me.
- What is this? - My gosh.
Who are you?
- Hey, get her out. - What? What is it?
What's wrong with you? Hey, where are you going, Charlie?
My doctor friend is really handsome.
I told you I'm from the matchmaking agency.
Or I know a lot of other doctor clients in my agency too.
- Please? - Wait...
- Hello. - Is the photoshoot over?
Yes, it just finished.
Then let's take a look at the overall photoshoot.
You're taking your sweet time to write your column lately.
If you keep that up,
I might put an ad in your spot.
Yes?
Let me see how your doctor friend looks.
Okay.
What took you so long?
Apparently, there's the biggest drought.
Is that so? Anyway, what brings you here?
This. You can get rid of this, right?
This weird, round-looking thing here.
This is...
What? What is this?
I don't know either.
I didn't know when I took it,
but I found out about it after I had taken the photo.
Did the light get into the film roll?
Hey, this isn't because of the light.
This is someone's face.
Hey, look. These are her eyes, and this is her mouth.
What is it if not someone's face?
It's blurry because of the shake, but it's a person.
Take a closer look. All right.
Hey, my gosh. I think this kid has the tongue out.
I got it. This kid was hanging upside down on the branch...
just like on the pull-up bar, right?
This is an impeccable timing. How could the kid be in the photo?
This photo is one of a kind. Seriously.
I don't care. Just get rid of it, okay?
How can I remove it from the original?
You have an expert in your team.
It works because those are digital photos. This is...
Charlie, do this for me.
I don't have the film roll. This photo is all I have.
The only photo I took with my mother who passed away.
I didn't fix it because I didn't want to damage it.
But it keeps bothering me. I must get rid of it.
- In exchange... - I know, I know.
Do you also know that the deadline is this week?
Hey, where are you going? Let's eat before you go.
You gave me a deadline.
My gosh, he's grumpy.
He's soft inside.
Your newest recruit seemed clumsy. She's degrading the whole team.
The process of sharing feelings to the moderate extent...
and the act of push-and-pull is dating.
Dating is operated as a form of self-improvement these days.
Falling in love too quickly...
doesn't seem romantic.
It makes people seem inadequate...
for failing to adjust to the altered rules of dating.
If you don't want to be a hopeless romantic...
who falls in love with the idea of being in a relationship,
you must learn to control your feelings better...
and learn techniques that help you share your feelings better.
Ready.
Okay.
Is there a reason that you chose to work at a rehabilitation clinic?
When I was undergoing puberty,
I wanted to help the girl I liked in case she was injured,
and I thought it'd be cool. I had this pretentious idea in my head.
You're so romantic.
Your significant other must be very happy.
I'm not dating anyone yet.
This might be a boring question, but what's your ideal type?
- My ideal type? - Yes.
Well, I never thought about that.
Someone whose face is rosy even without makeup.
I like plain, yet healthy women.
I like women with naturally straight hair.
I like women who's not a picky eater and can run around.
Instead of someone who's sophisticated or elegant,
I want someone who's comfortable like my neighbor friend.
No, I like fragile-looking women...
who might collapse at any minute and with curly hair.
I like women who scream sophistication. That's my type.
I see.
All right. Let's wrap up the interview here.
Why don't we grab dinner together?
It's my treat.
- The photo. - My gosh, you're impatient.
What do you think? Isn't it perfect?
Yes.
Here.
- What is it? - The original.
Hey, I told you to fix the original, not the copy.
You are supposed to keep the original, not edit it.
Hey, then why would I...
All right. All right. Say hello.
He's the first interviewee of the special, "Men Everyone Wants".
His name is Choi Joon Soo. He's a rehabilitation doctor.
It's nice to meet you. I'm Choi Joon Soo.
- This is... - I'm Kang Hoon Nam.
What's happening? This is crazy. This is pure beauty.
Hey, Mr. Kim, come here and take a photo of these two.
You're like a dragon and a tiger. You have found each other's match.
Which one of you is a dragon and a tiger?
Don't mind him. That comes with his job.
All right. Which one will win?
If you have time, why don't you join us for dinner?
- I'm fine with that. - I have an appointment.
Enjoy your dinner.
Don't mind him. He's like that.
What do you like to eat?
Whatever you want to get is fine.
I was going to take you to a great Spanish restaurant nearby.
I don't like foreign food. My palate isn't that refined.
You're down to earth.
You're the polar opposite from my friend from earlier.
He's the grumpiest...
and the most sophisticated.
I presume you two are very close.
We served in the army together.
- I see. You met in the army. - Yes.
Back then, I wasn't Charlie.
I was Chul Soo.
The smell...
No, sir.
Your superior wants to change his underwear.
Let go. Now.
Look at this kid. Let go.
- Let go! - No, sir.
This is mine, sir.
This punk. Have you lost your mind?
I'll give you one of my underwear next time, punk.
I don't want someone else's underwear, sir.
No?
Hey. Look. Miss?
Why did you come to the army?
What are you looking at?
If you're in the army, act like a man.
What are you, a chick?
What's this?
Then is taking a subordinate's underwear "acting like a man," sir?
And excuse me, but "Miss"?
Please watch what you say, sir.
I'm unusual in your eyes too, right?
You're detailed, that's all. And neat.
You're a good judge of character.
Doing one eccentric thing for yourself...
is more important than doing 100 good deeds for others.
Live as you want.
You have a great friend.
He made me who I am today.
Do you want another drink?
I get drunk from just smelling alcohol.
- Here. - Okay.
I feel good!
Sorry.
Joon Soo!
I need him. I mean it.
Life is too hard.
I never get to sleep. Jeong Eum is angry!
What are you doing?
Hey. Long time ago, when you were getting beat up by girls...
That was when I was eight. How long will you bring that up?
Fine. When you were in junior high.
Where do I go?
So,
what if you help my friend Jeong Eum a little?
- You're the best in your field. - Am I?
Think of it like you're writing for your column.
Look. Hunnamjeongeum...
- Are you okay? - Yes.
I don't write Hunnamjeongeum.
Stupid.
I don't write it!
Hey. I brought bindae-tteok.
- Hey! Did you drink? - Yes.
Mr. Yoo! I'm home!
Hey. Are you just getting in?
- Did you eat? - Yes, Mr. Yoo.
I brought bindae-tteok.
Do we have makgeolli?
Of course, we do. Give me a minute.
I had dinner already, so just bring out some kimchi!
Forget all that. How did it go?
Tell me.
How did it go? Did he agree to help me?
He says he doesn't write it.
- What? - I don't know the details,
but he says it just goes out with his name on it,
and that the writer is someone else.
I got his business card.
Hurry.
(Kang Hoon Nam)
Why does he write the column using someone else's name?
Maybe he can't have people know he's the one writing it.
- Really? - But...
maybe he'll change his story tomorrow when he's sober.
I'd better go now.
Eat bindae-tteok with Dad. I'm going out.
- Now? - Yes.
Save me some. I'm going to eat when I get back!
Do you feel okay?
You're not sick, are you?
It's heavy.
Next time you buy something heavy, call me.
- Why did you come? - Just.
- I was on my way home. - You work in Yangpyeong...
and live in Jamsil, but you passed through Bulgwang-dong?
Sorry...
Now that I saw you,
I'll go.
Take this.
Thank you.
Jerk.
I finally got over him.
What's gotten into you,
bringing stuff like this?
But Hoon Nam...
do you go to prison for fraud?
Fraud...
Did you cause trouble again?
Actually, you know the matchmaking agency I joined?
The client manager keeps threatening to press charges against me.
Just because of some one-night stands.
Hey. Didn't I tell you to stay low and behave?
Now, of all times, you get into women trouble?
It's better to get scammed instead!
This is all your fault, you know!
Why did you make me so irresistible?
Are you insane?
You were always getting rejected...
and wanted to die, so I saved you!
Exactly. So please, fix it for me again.
That woman is really scary.
How do I handle an ignorant and violent woman?
You must know.
Please save me.
Please Hoon Nam.
I don't write Hunnamjeongeum.
Stupid.
I don't write it!
Hoon!
Hoon Nam!
Did that woman call?
What woman?
The truth is... So...
I drank too much, so...
Get rid of that!
Well...
That column... That...
- I said you write... - Hey, hey.
Forget it. I can't understand a thing you're saying.
Sit here. I'll bring you some ice water.
But what did you eat?
- Gross. Seriously. - Seriously.
- Don't touch me. - Excuse me.
It's disgusting.
Is there Mr. Kang Hoon Nam...
Let go.
It's me. Add Beauty to Flowers.
Hey. Hoon Nam!
It's... It's that woman!
I called earlier. I'm from Add Beauty to Flowers.
Hoon Nam! This is the woman I was talking about.
Are you...
Kang Hoon Nam?
(The Undateables)
(Relationships are Unpredictable)
Relationships are unpredictable.
Just as the end of the world was predicted,
but the world still exists today,
the end of relationships...
are unpredictable.
(The Undateables)
- Where did Jeong Eum go? - To get a relationship coach.
- A relationship coach? - Go get me some chocolates...
and coffee.
Okay. I'm like his personal servant.
I don't have the faintest inclination to help you. Go back.
What do I need to negotiate?
- Bait. - What bait...
should I throw to get him to agree to help me? A woman?
Just throw the bait.
She's so strange.
Fine. How can I help?
He bit the bait.